Automotive Humour Abbreviations and Acronyms

  1. JEEP
    Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
  2. JEEP
    Just Enough Engine Power
  3. KIA
    Korean Idiot'S Attempt
  4. LAND ROVER
    Lame Americans Need Dumb, Really Oversized Vehicles, England Realimed
  5. LEXUS
    Large Executive X-Rayed Unveiled Shit
  6. LOTUS
    Lots of Trouble Usually Serious
  7. LTD
    Leave The Doors
  8. LTD
    Lazy Temperamental Device
  9. MERCEDES
    Most Every Red Cest Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
  10. MERCEDES
    My Engine Raced Car Exploded Damn Engine Seized
  11. MERCEDES
    Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
  12. MERCEDES-BENZ
    Mechanical Engineers Regret Choices, Especially Designing Expensive Stuff, But Executives Need Zilli
  13. MERCURY
    Makes Envisioning Real Car Understandable - Recalled Yet
  14. MERCURY
    Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
  15. MERCURY
    Mileage Eventually Ruins Car - Usually Ruins You
  16. MERCURY
    Motorists Easily Rate Car
  17. MG
    Mostly Garaged
  18. MINIBUS
    Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted
  19. MOPAR
    Most Often Passed At Races
  20. MOPAR
    Move Over People Are Pacing

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