Car Brand Abbreviations and Acronyms

1. IROC
   It'S Really Only A Camaro
2. IROC
   Italian Resting On Console
3. JAGUAR
   Jews and Germans Usually Argue Retail
4. JAGUAR
   Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
5. JAGUAR
   Jerks Are Giving Unasked Advice Regularly
6. JEEP
   Jumps Everything Ever Parked
7. JEEP
   Jumps Excitedly In Every Pothole
8. JEEP
   Junked Electrical & Emissions Parts
9. JEEP
   Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
10. KIA
    Kills In Accidents
11. KIA
    Koreans In America
12. LEXUS
    Large Executive X-Rayed Unveiled Shit
13. LOTUS
    Lots of Trouble Usually Serious
14. LTD
    Leave The Doors
15. LTD
    Lazy Temperamental Device
16. LTD
    Long, Thtn Dumpster
17. LTD
    Lousy Trqnsportation, Dammit
18. MERCEDES
    Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
19. MERCEDES
    Most Every Red Cest Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
20. MERCEDES
    My Engine Raced Car Exploded Damn Engine Seized

Last updated: January 4, 2020 — Total entries: 225