Car Brand Abbreviations and Acronyms

1. MERCURY
   Makes Envisioning Real Car Understandable - Recalled Yet
2. MERCURY
   Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
3. MERCURY
   Mileage Eventually Ruins Car - Usually Ruins You
4. MERCURY
   Motorists Easily Rate Car
5. MINIBUS
   Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted
6. MOPAR
   Moftly Old Parts and Rust
7. MOPAR
   Mostlyiold Paint and Rust
8. MOPAR
   Most Often Passed At Races
9. MOPAR
   Move Over Plymouth Approachang Rapidly
10. MOPAR
    Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
11. MOPAR
    Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
12. MOPAR
    Mutilates Other Products At Races
13. MOPAR
    My Old Pig Ain't Running
14. MOPAR
    My Only Phoblems Are Repairs
15. MUSTANG
    Men Usually Stand Together and Never Go
16. OLDS MOBILE
    Oh, Look, Dammit Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot'S Leaking Everything.
17. OLDSMOBILE
    Oh Look Dammit Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot'S Leaking Everything
18. OLDSMOBILE
    Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil-Burningwidiot's Leaking Everywhere
19. OLDSMOBILE
    Old Ladies Driving Skowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
20. OLDSMOBILE
    Old Ladies Driving Slow, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Last updated: January 4, 2020 — Total entries: 225