Funny Abbreviations and Acronyms

1. SWIFT
   Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic
2. TEAM
   Together Everyone Achieves More
3. TEMPLE
   Telling Everyone Must Pray, Like Everyday
4. TEST
   Torturing Every Student Tremendously
5. TGIF
   Today, God Is Free
6. THOR
   The Hammer's Over Rated
7. TIME
   Thing I Must Learn
8. TOTAL
   Tot Overall Through A List
9. TOYOTA
   Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
10. TOYOTA
    The One You Ought To Avoid
11. TOYOTA
    Take Only Your Ordure To America
12. TRIUMPH
    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help
13. TRIUMPH
    Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
14. TSA
    Touching Sensitive Areas
15. TWITTER
    Things Which I Type That Everyone Reads
16. TWITTER
    Tweets Will Inform The Target Environment Rapidly
17. UGLY
    U Gotta Love Yourself
18. UGLY
    Unperfect Guys Loving You
19. VIRGIN
    Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal
20. VISTA
    Vaguely Innovative - Sucks The Ass

Last updated: May 2, 2025 — Total entries: 453