Funny Abbreviations and Acronyms

1. CROOK
   Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind
2. DONNA
   Dame of Note Never Alienated
3. E-BAY
   Excellent Bargains All Year
4. FACEBOOK
   Find and Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how
5. FATHER
   Faithful and Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibilities
6. GOZO
   God's Own Zone Obviously
7. GUITAR
   Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm
8. HUSBAND
   Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond and Never Deserting
9. I Pad
   Information Platform Apple's Devise
10. INSOMNIA
    I Never Sleep On Most Nights, I'm Awake
11. ISLAM
    I Sincerely Love All Muslims
12. M.T.W.T.F
    Made To Wait Til Friday
13. MARIE
    Marriage and Romance Indeed Expected
14. MARRIAGE
    Men Are Rarely Right In A Girl's Eyes
15. MORNING
    Making Others Randomly Not Interested, Nothing's Good
16. MOTOR
    Most of Them Only for Racing
17. MR. BEAN
    Mr. Rowan, Being Entertaining and Noiseless
18. NAKED
    .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted
19. OSAMA
    Oh Shit, Another Monday Again
20. PLAYBOY
    Perfect Liar and Young Bastard On You

Last updated: May 2, 2025 — Total entries: 461