Funny Abbreviations and Acronyms

1. CNY
   Cash Notes Yearly
2. CRIME
   Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera
3. CROCS
   Crocs Really Offend Current Shoes
4. CSI
   Cannot Stop Investigating
5. DEMON
   Dead; Everyday Making Others Nauseous
6. DHL
   Delivery Halfway Lost
7. DIARY
   Darling I Always Remember You
8. DIE
   Depart Into Eternity
9. DIET
   Do I Eat Today
10. DIET
    Don't Indulge Every Time
11. DIET
    Doubt I'll Ever Try
12. DIET
    Did I Eat That?
13. DIGBY
    Did I Go Broke Yet
14. DILDO
    Daringly Inserting Large Disgusting Objects
15. DODGE
    Drive Only During Great Emergencies
16. DODGE
    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
17. DODGE
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
18. DODGE
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
19. DODGE
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
20. DODGE
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment

Last updated: May 2, 2025 — Total entries: 461