Joke Abbreviations and Acronyms

1. CHEVROLET
   Cheap Hdap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
2. CHEVROLET
   Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Everywhere To
3. CHINA
   Come Homeui Need Affection
4. COBOL
   Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language
5. CPH
   Creative Production House
6. CUTE
   Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere
7. DAEWOO
   Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
8. DATE
   Day and Time Evolution
9. DIANA
   Died In A Nasty Uccident
10. DODGE
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
11. DODGE
    Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
12. DRS
    Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
13. DSGMC
    Delhi Sikh Gurdwara Managing Committee
14. DWI
    Driving While Incontinent
15. EMACS
    Easily Maintained With The Assistance of Chemical Solutions
16. EMACS
    Emacs Manualsnare Cryptic and Surreal
17. EMACS
    Eradication of Memory Accomplished With Complete Simplicity
18. EMACS
    Even A Master of Arts Comes Simpler
19. FBI
    Fine Body Investigators
20. FER
    Funny Emails Received

Last updated: January 4, 2020 — Total entries: 152