Medical Abbreviations and Acronyms

1. SANE-A
   Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner-Adult/Adolescent
2. SANE-P
   Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner-Pediatric
3. 10TH FT
   10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital).
4. 3H
   High, Hot, and A Hell of A Lot
5. 3PS
   Pill, Permissiveness and Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease)
6. 45C
   Patient Is One Chromosome Short of A Full Set (questionable IQ)
7. 5-H-1-T
   Polite Medical Term for Shit
8. AFUBR
   All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair
9. ALP185
   Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound
10. ALP240
    Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound
11. AMYOYO
    Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care)
12. APTFRAN
    Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient)
13. B-52
    Combined 5mg of Haldol IV 2mg of Ativan IV
14. CAT6
    Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster
15. CLOMI
    Cat Like Observation and Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation)
16. COSMONAUT
    Cat Owner, Smells, Made of Nuts and Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene and Body Odour)
17. DENTIST
    Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly
18. DFO-SFJ
    Done Fell Out - Screaming for Jesus
19. DMFNFL
    Dumb Mother Fucker, Not Fit To Live
20. DMFNFL
    Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live

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