Medical Abbreviations and Acronyms

1. FDOTS
   Fucking Dead On The Spot
2. FLK W/GLM
   Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother
3. HAIRY PSALMS
   Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum
4. HI5
   HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral for 5)
5. IFOI
   "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
6. JPFROG
   Just Plain Fucking Ran Out of Gas (old Age, Etc)
7. JPFROG
   Just Plain F***ing Ran Out of Gas (old Age, Etc)
8. LFTWM
   Looking for 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse)
9. MAFAT
   Mandatory Anasthaesia Fuck Around Time, Precedes Any Incision
10. MAFAT
    Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision
11. MARPS
    Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals
12. MU PAIN
    Made Up Pain (especially for Sick Notes and Insurance Claims)
13. NETMA
    Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart)
14. OTD&DDR
    Out The Door and Down The Road.
15. P4P
    Penicillin for Prick (peniecille for Penile Discharge)
16. PBABLTO
    Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off
17. PCUINIA
    Please Consult Us If New Issues Arise
18. PCUINIA
    Please Consult Us If New (surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again
19. PRATFO
    Patient Reassured and Told To Fuck Off
20. PRATFO
    Patient Reassured and Told To F*** Off

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