Medical Slang Abbreviations and Acronyms

  1. IW
    Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump
  2. IWB
    Intercourse With Biscuits (Fucking Crackers)
  3. JAFFA
    Just Another Fat, Fucking Asshole
  4. JAR
    Just Ain'T Right
  5. JDFR
    Just Doesn't Feel Right
  6. JDLR
    Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet)
  7. JIC
    Jesus Is Calling
  8. JLD
    Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK)
  9. JNR
    Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet)
  10. JPS
    Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack of Common Sense)
  11. KAGC
    Knife and Gun Club
  12. KFO
    Knock The Fucker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain)
  13. KSS
    Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E
  14. LDF
    Lying Down Fit
  15. LGFD
    looks good from door (but not closely examined, possibly an obnoxious patient)
  16. LGFTC
    Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined)
  17. LMC
    Low Marble Count (low IQ)
  18. LOBNH
    Lights On But Nobody Home
  19. LOFD
    Looks Okay From Door
  20. LOL
    Little Old Lady

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