Medical Slang Abbreviations and Acronyms

  1. SSDD
    Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
  2. SVRI
    Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal)
  3. SWAG
    Scientific Wild Ass Guess
  4. SWI
    Something Wrong Inside
  5. SWW
    Sick, Wet and Whiny (infant)
  6. SYB
    Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice)
  7. TAPS
    Thick As Pig Shit
  8. TARFU
    Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
  9. TBC
    Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries
  10. TBD
    Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains of Pain Everywhere
  11. TBP
    Total Body Pain
  12. TCLT
    Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head
  13. TCS
    Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body)
  14. TDS
    Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides and Parachute-failed-to-open)
  15. TEC
    Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead
  16. TEETH
    Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
  17. TFO
    Too Fucking Old (person Dying of Old Age).
  18. TFTB
    Too Fat To Breathe
  19. THC
    Three Hots and A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless
  20. TLC
    Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim)

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