Medical Slang Abbreviations and Acronyms

  1. CARB
    Coronary Artery Bypass Graft
  2. CATS
    Cut All To Shit
  3. CRS
    Can't Remember Stuff
  4. s2
    Sit The Fuck Down and Shut The Fuck Up
  5. CRT
    Can't Really Treat
  6. ALS
    Absolute Loss of Sanity (nutcase)
  7. ECU
    Eternal Care Unit
  8. ART
    Approaching Room Temperature (dead)
  9. SAS
    Sick As Shit
  10. SEP
    Someone Else's Problem
  11. d.d.
    Death and Donuts (night Shift)
  12. d.d.
    Divorced and Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just for Male Attention)
  13. AST
    Assuming Seasonal Temperature
  14. NARS
    Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ)
  15. B/T
    Bagged and Tagged
  16. ISQ
    In Status Quo
  17. SIO
    Sleeping It Off
  18. APRS
    (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts of Screaming and Yelling)
  19. C/C
    Cancel Christmas (dead)
  20. #404
    404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)

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