Medical Slang Abbreviations and Acronyms

  1. COPD
    Chronic Old Persons Disease
  2. 4f
    Fair, Fat, Female and Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate for Gall Bladder Disease)
  3. 4H
    (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict
  4. 10TH FT
    10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital).
  5. 3H
    High, Hot, and A Hell of A Lot
  6. 3PS
    Pill, Permissiveness and Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease)
  7. 45C
    Patient Is One Chromosome Short of A Full Set (questionable IQ)
  8. 5-H-1-T
    Polite Medical Term for Shit
  9. AFUBR
    All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair
  10. ALP185
    Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound
  11. ALP240
    Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound
  12. AMYOYO
    Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care)
  13. APTFRAN
    Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient)
  14. B-52
    Combined 5mg of Haldol IV 2mg of Ativan IV
  15. CAT6
    Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster
  16. CLOMI
    Cat Like Observation and Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation)
  17. COSMONAUT
    Cat Owner, Smells, Made of Nuts and Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene and Body Odour)
  18. DENTIST
    Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly
  19. DFO-SFJ
    Done Fell Out - Screaming for Jesus
  20. DMFNFL
    Dumb Mother Fucker, Not Fit To Live

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