Medical Slang Abbreviations and Acronyms

  1. FDOTS
    Fucking Dead On The Spot
  2. FLK W/GLM
    Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother
  3. HAIRY PSALMS
    Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum
  4. HI5
    HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral for 5)
  5. IFOI
    "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
  6. JPFROG
    Just Plain Fucking Ran Out of Gas (old Age, Etc)
  7. LFTWM
    Looking for 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse)
  8. MAFAT
    Mandatory Anasthaesia Fuck Around Time, Precedes Any Incision
  9. MARPS
    Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals
  10. MU PAIN
    Made Up Pain (especially for Sick Notes and Insurance Claims)
  11. NETMA
    Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart)
  12. OTD&DDR
    Out The Door and Down The Road.
  13. P4P
    Penicillin for Prick (peniecille for Penile Discharge)
  14. PBABLTO
    Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off
  15. PCUINIA
    Please Consult Us If New Issues Arise
  16. PRATFO
    Patient Reassured and Told To Fuck Off
  17. RTTBBB
    Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument).
  18. RUTUS
    Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set of Tests for A Given Set of Symptoms
  19. SBLEO
    (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer
  20. TATT
    Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time")

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