Medical Slang Abbreviations and Acronyms

  1. CFT
    Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity
  2. CFU
    Complete Fuck Up
  3. CHAOS
    Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.)
  4. CHIBLOC
    Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss of Consciousness
  5. CIA
    Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested and Handcuffed
  6. CKS
    Cute Kid Syndrome
  7. CLL
    Chronic Low Life
  8. CPM
    Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex
  9. CRAFT
    Can'T Remember A Fucking Thing
  10. CRI
    Cranial Rectal Insertion :-)
  11. CRI
    Cranial Rectal Inversion :-)
  12. CROACC
    Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically
  13. CSD
    Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or for Fun
  14. CTD
    Circling the Drain. Healthcare acronym. Technically and originally Close To Death. Transferable to a wide variety of lost causes. (Ack L Russell)
  15. CTF
    Cletus the Fetus
  16. CTS
    Cold-tea Sign
  17. CTS
    Crazier Than Shit
  18. CYA
    Cover Your Associates
  19. DACB
    (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF)
  20. DBI
    Dirt Bag Index

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